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I’m SO over being sick

Posted by kerenmelissa on June 30, 2008

Ok, so I have put my ‘pregnant sick time’ in!  I was sick day in and day out for the first 3 months straight!  I had a 2 hour window each day that I could eat.  The only thing that eased my tummy was my anti-nausea meds.  If not for those, I wouldn’t have been able to function!  Seriously, I took them almost every day every 4-6 hours (Doctor recommended dose, don’t freak, I’m not medicating my baby)

So here I am, WELL into my second trimester (6 months), I thought I was WAY past the ’sickness’ of pregnancy.  I had gotten all kinds of energy back in my 4th month (that lasted all of 2 weeks) and I was starting to feel like myself again (minus the 8 pounds -total- I’ve gained and bump on my tummy)  And then out of nowhere, I start getting sick again!!  Throwing up, nauseated, food aversions, the WHOLE NINE YARDS!! 

So, back on the anit-nausea meds I go .. wish me luck!

(written at 19 weeks, but sickness continues at 24 weeks)

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Stars real names

Posted by kerenmelissa on June 30, 2008

I saw this and thought it was interesting ….

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1. Tiger Woods Real Name (Eldrick Woods)   11. Bow Wow Real Name (Shad Gregory Moss)
2. Madonna Real Name (Madonna Ciccone)   12. Soulja Boy Real Name (DeAndre Ramone Way)
3. Lil’ Wayne Real Name (Dwayne Carter Jr.)   13. Triple H Real Name (Paul Michael Levesque)
4. Miley Cyrus Real Name (Destiny Hope Cyrus)   14. Bono Real Name (Paul Hewson)
5. Coco Crisp Real Name (Covelli Crisp)   15. Sting’s Real Name (Gordon Sumner)
6. Hilary Banks Real Name (played by Karyn Parsons)   16. Jay-Z’s Real Name (Shawn Carter)
7. Gene Simmons Real Name (Chaim Witz)   17. Tila Tequila Real Name (Tila Nguyen)
8. Hulk Hogan Real Name (Terry Bollea)   18. Marilyn Manson Real Name (Brian Warner)
9. Larry the Cable Guy (Daniel Lawrence Whitney)   19. John Wayne Real Name (Marion Morrison)
10. Ray Stevens Real Name (Harold Ray Ragsdale)   20. Prince’s Real Name (Prince Rogers Nelson)

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It’s a BOY !!!!

Posted by kerenmelissa on June 27, 2008

I recently found out that I’m going to have a BABY BOY!!!  As of right now he is around 11-12 inches long weighing around 1.8 pounds.  He is very active, has all this organs and everything is functioning just perfectly, and looks to be very healthy!!  From what I can see in the ultra sound, he is PRECIOUS and so very cute!!  I can’t wait to meet him!! :)

Below are some ultra-sound pictures, as well as some pictures of his nursery bedding.

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All curled up at 23 weeks .. his feet are OVER his head!

Yeah, that’s a boy for sure!!

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Nursery Pics – I like it bc it’s modern but still cute!!  It’s at Target!

DwellStudio™ for Target® Bedding Collection - Circles

DwellStudio™ for Target® Bedding Collection - Circles

It’s precious!!!  Although the nursery isn’t the “traditional” baby boy decor I love it.  I’ve never been big on the baby-baby stuff.  Girls room’s that are throwing up pink or boys rooms that are throwing up blue, that’s not me.  This set has yellow, blue, red, brown, and green polka dots.  It’s sort of modern, which I like.  I can baby-boy-it by adding blue/green accents.    

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Funny Name of the Day

Posted by kerenmelissa on June 26, 2008

Ok, this is a little vulgar, but you GOTTA laugh!!  I saw this name on the news, I thought it was hilarious!!!

Harry Balzer

HEHEHEHE.

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Girls just want to have fun!!

Posted by kerenmelissa on June 25, 2008

I have the BEST time with my friends!  I’ve got two groups of sweet girl friends.  My Bunko/GNO girls and my Supper Club girls! 

Here’s a pic of me and the Bunko/GNO girls:

Amy, Kim, Me, Misty, Wendy, Shannon

We had a great time at GNO!  We ate yummy food at Misty’s house, and talked while the kids ran around and played in the back yard.

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And here’s a pic of my Supper Club girls!  Half of us are pregnant right now, so the girls thought it would be funny to take a “pregnant” picture.  Can you guess who really has a bun in the oven??

Ashleigh*, Jana, Me*, Deanna, Karen, Kristen*

*expecting

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Super Yummy Recipe

Posted by kerenmelissa on June 24, 2008

Ok ya’ll, I’m working on becoming a better cook (not a chef, bc that will NEVER happen)  My goal is to make yummy meals for Jason, me and the baby at least 3 times a week (you have to start somewhere!!)

Here’s something pretty easy/fast that I really enjoyed making, and we both enjoyed eating.

KEREN COPIES THE KFC BOWL

  • INGREDIENTS
  • Mashed potatoes (instant or home mashed) – however many you would make for your family, I make 2-4
  • Canned yellow sweet corn – however many cans will feed your family, I just use 1
  • 1 can cream o chicken
  • 1 can cream o mushroom
  • 1/2 can water
  • frozen chicken tenders/fingers
  • shredded cheddar cheese
  • INSTRUCTIONS
  • Make potatoes according to the package – or mash them as you normally would - either way season with seasoned salt, pepper, poultry seasoning, and butter
  • Drain corn of almost all water and put in pan, flavor with seasoned salt, pepper, poultry seasoning and butter.  Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally, then put on low heat.
  • Cook chicken according to the package
  • Combine cream o chicken soup, cream o mushroom soup, and half can water.  In a separate bowl, mix those 3 ingredients until smooth.  Season with seasoned salt, pepper, and poultry seasoning.  Place in a frying pan and mix well on med. heat, then set aside.
  • Cut up chicken in bite-size portions once it’s done cooking in the oven
  • ASSEMBLY
  • Grab enough bowls for the family
  • On the bottom put a generous helping of mashed potatoes
  • Then corn
  • Then chicken
  • Then gravy (cream o chicken/mushroom mixture)
  • Top it all off with cheese

VOILA!!  A yummy meal that is 1.cheap 2.quick 3.filling 4. did I mention YUMMY!!

 

 

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Just a prayer away

Posted by kerenmelissa on June 23, 2008

I heard this song again on the radio this morning.  The title is “When I call on Jesus.”  It is SO very easy to get bogged down during our day to day lives with all the problems that we go thru.  Life is hard, and it doesn’t seem to get any easier!!  But this song is a reminder that Jesus is always RIGHT there beside us!  He is only a prayer away.  He knows first hand how hard things can get and He wants us to lean on Him. 

Keep that in mind next time you have a particulary rough day.  Jesus is only a prayer away! :)

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Ode to the Pretzel Dog

Posted by kerenmelissa on June 20, 2008

Ok guys, I have GOT to tell you about the amazing delish hot dog pretzel at Auntie Anne’s Pretzel Shop.  It is FREAKING amazing!  Now, this might just be the pregnancy talking … that thought has crossed my mind … but seriously they are SOO good!!!  It’s like a pig-in-a-blanket, only it’s a hot dog wrapped in a yummy, warm, crispy pretzel.  It’s amazing, did I already say that??? 

Try it. Now.

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Good Advice

Posted by kerenmelissa on June 20, 2008

I read this quote in a magazine:

“BE KIND INSTEAD OF RIGHT.  OFTEN WHEN WE’RE YOUNG WE CAN BE INFLEXIBLE IN OUR VIEWS AND INSIST ON BEING RIGHT, RATHER THAN REALIZING THE BENEFIT AND GRACIOUSNESS OF SIMPLY BEING KIND.  IT’S BETTER TO BE KIND.  THIS IS A GREAT GIFT YOU CAN GIVE TO THOSE AROUND YOU”

This thought process goes along with a past post – skeletons.  I often think I’m right about a lot of things, but as I go thru life, I am learning that it is FAR more important to be right with God, then to be right in argument or discussion.  God’s has also continued to teach me to show His kindness to others, the way I’d want it shown to me.

Tough stuff ….

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In Christ Alone

Posted by kerenmelissa on June 19, 2008

I have always enjoyed music, since I was a little girl.  It’s always been an outlet to me when times are tough. 

I’ve heard this song MANY times at church and I am always touched by the lyrics.

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In Christ Alone – Newsboys

In Christ alone my hope is found
He is my light, my strength, my song
This Cornerstone, this solid ground
Firm through the fiercest drought and storm
What heights of love, what depths of peace
When fears are stilled, when strivings cease
My Comforter, my All in All
Here in the love of Christ I stand

In Christ alone, who took on flesh
Fullness of God in helpless babe
This gift of love and righteousness
Scorned by the ones He came to save
‘Till on that cross as Jesus died
The wrath of God was satisfied
For every sin on Him was laid
Here in the death of Christ I live

There in the ground His body lay
Light of the world by darkness slain
Then bursting forth in glorious Day
Up from the grave He rose again
And as He stands in victory
Sin’s curse has lost it’s grip on me
For I am His and He is mine
Brought with the precious blood of Christ

No guilt in life, no fear in death
This is the power of Christ in me

From life’s first cry to final breath
Jesus commands my destiny
No power of hell, no scheme of man
Can ever pluck me from His hand
‘Till He returns or calls me home
Here in the power of Christ I’ll stand

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Would you respond to this wanted ad?

Posted by kerenmelissa on June 18, 2008

” WANTED – ONE GIRL WAITRESS TO WORK NIGHTS, $10/HOUR – “

Something about that sign struck me as odd.

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News

Posted by kerenmelissa on June 16, 2008

For all of you that don’t know, I’m pregnant!  I am 23-ish weeks along.  This was FAR from planned, so I did have some mixed emotions about it in the beginning.  But, now that I can feel the baby flipp-flopping around it’s actually been pretty cool!! 

So, for all of you that have babies, don’t hesitate to give me some advice!  I need it!  And for everyone else, have fun reading on my blog about the ups and downs of my pregnancy.

I’m due in early fall. 

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Here are some ultrasound pictures.

My Little Peanut.

 

15 Weeks

18 Weeks

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Black Widow Spider

Posted by kerenmelissa on June 13, 2008

This is an update from an old post .. this is a pic of one of the Black Widow’s that we found at my house.

 

 

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*UPDATE* Golf

Posted by kerenmelissa on June 13, 2008

So last night I learned how to swing a golf club and hit the golf ball.  Ya know, on tv, they make this look SO easy!  The pro’s have this fluidity, their bodies moved like one well oiled machine .. it looks flawless.  My swing .. NOT SO MUCH!!

Before Jason ever let me swing the club he positioned my head, arms, legs, wrist, torso, feet and knees in the correct form.  There was A LOT to learn.  After a few minutes of lecturing about form, I finally got to swing the club.

  1. Swing 1 – TOTALLY missed the ball, didn’t get anywhere near hitting it with the club, form was awful .. sort of like a wet noodle.
  2. Swing 2 – Still missed the ball, but my form was a little better
  3. Swing 3 – CONTACT!  YEAH!!  I hit the ball!!  OOOO-HOOO!  It only went 10 feet, but AWESOME

This pattern continued the rest of the night.  As it got darker and cooler my swing got better.  Jason would hand me different clubs so that I could get a feel for each one.  I never really saw much of a difference from one club to another.  None of the clubs made the ball go any further.  The furthest I hit the ball was about 120 yards .. and that hitting the ball to like 90 yards and it bouncing and rolling around till it settled at 120.

ANYWAY, I’m actually shocked to say I had fun!  It was frustrating at times .. bc of my lack of hand-eye coordination, and how awkward it felt to swing a club,  but all in all it was a good time.

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Golf

Posted by kerenmelissa on June 12, 2008

(that’s not me by the way!)

I’ve always thought that golf was THE most boring sport around .. sorry Tiger .. but seriously golf is best watched on a Sunday afternoon, played in the background to lull you to sleep.  My husband plays golf ALL the time, and I just DON’T get it.

Over the past few weeks I’ve gone with him a few times, I wrecklessly, safetly drive the golf cart to each tee and watch him in action.  Apparently he is pretty good … shoots around or under 80 each time … this means nothing to me, but thought I’d give props to Jason.  Anyway, so I’ve been going with him and it’s struck a little bit of curiousity in me.  I’m actually starting to think it MIGHT be fun.

So, tonight I am going for my very first golf lesson at the driving range with Golf-Pro Jason Miller.  Keep in mind I have NO hand-eye coordination .. NONE people, not even a LITTLE bit.  That’s why I stuck to sports like track and cross country in high school.  But, who knows, maybe it will be fun!! 

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Comedy Club

Posted by kerenmelissa on June 9, 2008

Jason and I went to a Comedy Club this weekend and caught a show.  The show started at 8:15, it had a ‘warm-up’ comedian and a ‘headliner’.  The show lasted for about 2 hours and it was ABSOLUTELY HILAROUS!!!  If you like this sort of thing I recommend going to a comedy club in your area!  It’s rated PG13-R, so at times there is some cussing.  Anyway, it was a NICE change to the dinner/movie combo.

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The Do-It-Yourself Tax Cut

Posted by kerenmelissa on June 6, 2008

I found this article at The Wall Streat Journal Online .. it’s something to think about!

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By BRETT ARENDS

The Do-It-Yourself Tax Cut April 21, 2008

Nobody likes paying taxes, but the way we Americans complain about them you’d think they were the only way we’re getting skinned. Reality: We’re getting nickel-and-dimed all the time, and in lots of ways we don’t even notice. And yes, it really adds up. If we counted the cost, most people would be stunned. OK, tax is center stage right now. Last week was April 15. This week will come “tax freedom day,” the notional point in the year when the average citizen starts working for themselves. Many people are eagerly awaiting their rebates and their $600 stimulus checks. (Note: Thanks to the deficit, these aren’t really rebates. They’re just loans from your kids. Something to think about before you blow the money on a flat-screen TV.) And the presidential campaign may very well hinge on taxes and how to balance the budget.

So here’s a radical idea: A do-it-yourself tax cut. Don’t wait for the politicians to pass a law or some bureaucrat to mail you a check. Don’t wait for Uncle Sam to put more money in your pocket. Here are 14 ways to do it that you do tomorrow on your own.

1. Change bank accounts. You could be earning at least 3% interest on the balance in your checking account. Instead you’re probably earning virtually nothing — and maybe paying a “relationship” or “account maintenance” fee while the bank has free use of your money. Bankrate.com tracks the best deals around. Savings: An easy $100 a year. At least.

2. Stop using other banks’ ATMs. Sure it’s a pain to have to remember to go your own bank and get enough cash. But you’ll live. If you use other banks’ ATMs you may be getting dinged for fees twice — once by that bank, and one by your own. It adds up. Do it three times a week and it could easily cost you $300 a year.

3. Brown bag it to work. No, I’m not kidding. Just look at the sandwich shops near your office every lunch hour. They’re probably packed, recession or not. But if you spend just $8 a day extra eating lunch, that costs $2,100 over a year. Do the math. Just brown bagging once a week, at an $8 saving, saves $416 a year. That’s from making your own sandwich once a week.

4. Change your household and car insurance. Shop for a better deal. And raise your deductibles. Savings: Maybe $200.

5. Sign up for rewards credit cards. Outraged at what you’re paying for groceries and gasoline? You can often get 3% back on a lot of purchases by signing up for the right cards. It sounds trivial, but these are real savings. Savings: Maybe $200 a year.

6. Get rid of your POTS. That’s “Plain Old Telephone Service.” If you already have high-speed Internet at home, why are you also paying $40 a month or more for a phone? Switch to a Voice Over Internet Protocol provider like Skype. It costs a few cents a call. Easy saving: At least $400 a year.

7. Change your cell phone plan, or your provider — or both. You’re almost certainly paying too much. If you don’t believe me, call your provider and threaten to leave. I’ll bet they offer you real savings to stay. What does that say about your current bill? Some companies — like T Mobile — are competing aggressively on price. There are plans that can stop you getting skinned when you go over your monthly minutes. Most people can probably save a couple of hundred bucks a year on their bill. And while we’re on the subject, do you want the latest phone with all the bells and whistles? Fine, that will be $200. Alternatively you could keep your old phone, and sell the subsidized new one to some other sucker on eBay. That’s worth another $100 a year. Total savings: Maybe $300.

8. You pay how much for TV? When you count the cable or satellite service, often in several rooms, premium channels, and TiVo, some people spend well over $100 a month. Basic cable, a Netflix account and a DVD recorder can easily save $600 a year. And DVDs come with an amazing new technology that lets you watch them on any room in the house at no extra fee. You pick the disc up and carry it.”

9. The biggest waste of money for most people? “No. 1 on the list is eating out and drinking out,” says Jan Geiger, a veteran financial planner in Atlanta, Ga. “That’s absolutely, by far, No. 1.” She says most people never add it all up. When she makes her clients do just that, “They usually freak out. It can easily be $400, $500 or $600 a month.” No, you don’t have to live on noodles. Just cutting one $100 meal, or two $50 meals, a month will save you $1,200 a year.

10. Buy a cheaper car and pay cash. Yes, that brand new luxury car says “smart and rich.” Unfortunately, it only says that about your car dealer. About you it says “pretentious, and probably in debt.”

11. Change your investments. If you’re like most Americans, a lot of your money is invested poorly. That means you’re not maximizing your investment in tax-free vehicles like 401(k)s and IRAs. And it means you’re paying rip-off fees for mediocre mutual funds. Few are worth them: Most of the time you’re better off in index funds. Savings: maybe $500 a year.

12. Shop online. When you see something in the stores, don’t buy it. Go home and check out the price online. I’ll bet it’s a lot cheaper, even when you include the shipping. You may also skip state sales tax. Sometimes the savings can be staggering. And if you get an online loyalty credit card, such as the one offered by Amazon, you can save an extra 3%. If you just save 10% this way on a mere $2,000 worth of spending a year, congratulations: You have just made $200.

13. Cutting out crap. Remember before we paid for “iced tea” and water? And half of what people buy has no obvious purpose or merit. If you don’t believe me, go to the mall and look around. And most gifts are a total waste of money. I’ll bet the typical household could save $500 a year just cutting out crap.

14. Stop wasting energy. No, you don’t have to shiver through the winter or swelter in the height of summer. But a handful of simple steps can probably save you $200 a year. Among them: Switching off electronics at the socket overnight so they don’t keep draining power. These are only ballpark figures. The actual savings will vary enormously by household. But just the steps above can save a household thousands a year. That is, for most, a far bigger number than any tax proposals you will hear about in the campaign. This is not a political column. The debate about higher taxes or lower spending can be carried on elsewhere. But it does seem to make sense to tackle costs everywhere we find it, and not just in our tax bills.

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History Happened Today … Cool!

Posted by kerenmelissa on June 3, 2008

I’m not a history buff and I don’t really keep up with THAT much going on in the news/world on a daily basis.  BUT, when something happens in my lifetime and I know I’m living through history, I get little chills down my spine.  9-11 was one of the most horrific things that has ever happened to America (if not THE most horrific thing) and although I was broken-hearted over it, I still thought it was a tad bit neat to live thru that.  Now I have a story like my parents had … my parents would always say “I remember exactly where I was when Kennedy was shot” … well, “I remember exactly where I was when the 9-11 happened.”  That memory will never leave me. 

I digress …

Today, we witnessed history in the making.  The first African American Presidential nominee has been named – Barack Obama.  No matter where you stand politically, I hope you can see how big that is for our country.

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AP: Obama has delegates to clinch nomination

Clinton sources say she’s ready to acknowledge rival has delegates

Chris Carlson / AP
Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., meets with the media during a campaign stop in Waterford, Mich., on Monday.
 
MSNBC staff and news service reports
CHICAGO – Barack Obama clinched the Democratic presidential nomination Tuesday, becoming the first black candidate to lead a major party into a campaign for the White House, according to an Associated Press tally of delegates.

Obama arranged a victory celebration at the site of this summer’s Republican National Convention — an in-your-face gesture to Sen. John McCain, who will be his opponent in the race to become the nation’s 44th president.

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What’s more, if things keep moving the way they are, it seems like we will have two very historical presidential nominees.  An African-American Presidential Nominee and a Woman Vice-Presidential Nominee.  Very cool.

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Favorites

Posted by kerenmelissa on June 2, 2008

Your Favorite….

1. Type of music?: I LOVE music, so I can’t just choose one. I like Christian, Pop, Rock, Oldies, Alternative, Country, ect ect .. I have a love for music!

2. Band or Singer?: Right now I’m loving Natalie Grant, but as stated in question #1, I love so many bands/singers I could never just pick one!

3. Ipod playlist?: Oh, I am the one person in the world that doesn’t have an iPod, yep, that’s me

4. TV Show?: All time favorite is absolutely Friends!!  But I also like Real World, Grey’s Anatomy, Private Practice .. there’s some other’s but I’m drawing a blank

5. Movie? The same way I love music, I’m the same way about movies .. I could NEVER pick just one.. I have a handful of favorites and it just depends on my mood…I did just see a funny movie “What happens in Vegas” it’s pretty cute!

6. TV channel?: NBC, E!, MTV, CNN, BBC

7. Radio Station?: here in Memphis I like 94.9, 94.1, 98.9, 99.7, 107.5

8. Place to be?: In my car listening to some kick-a tunes, or in a nice hot bath

9. Thing to do?: I love hanging with my husband, friends, seeing family, lounging at the house, shopping, going out to eat, watching movies

10.Food?: hmmm, see I love food too, so that’s a hard one .. but I do love Cheesecake

11. Animal?: dogs

12. Holiday?: Thanksgiving

13. Season?: Fall, oh how I love the fall

14. Sport?: SEC Football

15. Place to shop?: Gordman’s, I looooove that store

16. Restaurant?: Bowl-a-pasta

17. Fast Food Restaurant?: Chick-fil-a, hands down, all others are a distant, distant 2nd.

18. Fruit?: Strawberries, grapes, rasberries, oranges, pineapples

19. Ice Cream?: Anything coffee flavored

20. Magazine?: InStyle

21. City?: Denver and Orange County Cali, are high on my list

22. Color?: Blue, green, coral

23. Number?: 3 .. my birthday is 3-30 so it’s stuck with me

24. Name?: Gavin, Logan, Conor, Corbin

25. Memory?: not sure

26. Date?: not sure

27. Book?: Get out of that pit by Beth Moore…SO good!

28. Dream Job?: A labor/delivery nurse

29. Vacation Spot?: I’d like to go to Hawaii

30. Recent Purchase?: New dress and sunglasses from Target

31. Moment of the day?: that 15 minutes when you get to snooze, and sleep just a little longer, the 45 second victory walk to your car at the end of work

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